20 of the Wildest Things People Saw at a Strip Club

‘Pretty sure I got whiplash that night’
20 of the Wildest Things People Saw at a Strip Club

Strip clubs occupy a weird space in the general consciousness. They’re pretty much approached on a binary where you either visit them and you’re a pervert, or you find them abhorrent and you’re a perfect little saint. Given the conditions and treatment of the performers at the unpleasant ones, I see how that rep developed.

Ranking the reasons some strip clubs end up unsavory? Management, clientele and cultural attitudes are doing the heavy lifting, with the dancers stuck somewhere in the middle. They’re few and far between, but clubs that seem to be enjoyable for most involved do exist, and if there were more of them? We wouldn’t have to turn to Reddit for tales of quirky debauchery and stunts that would fit right in on Jackass, with just slightly more nudity. 

For now, though, here are some of those stories…

vertigo-1996 . 3y ago On Halloween | saw a stripper dressed up as Patrick (inflatable suit version) grinding on a pole
TheShoot141 . 3y ago Stripper went all around the stage getting on all fours right in front of a small group and giving them a flashlight. She then spread her cheeks and wanted the guys to aim the flashlight and peer inside of her. It was so weird.
. Зу ago The girls dragged my buddy onto stage and sat him on a chair. The biggest girl there slammed her ass down on him so hard his false tooth popped out and they had to turn on the lights and everyone was looking for it. They gave him 2 free shots, one to say sorry and the other to put the tooth in to disinfect it.
TrinixDMorrison . 3y ago . Edited 3y ago No joke, they had an Arby's upstairs. It was beautiful.
tstrickler14 . 3y ago A stripper asked me if I wanted to see a trick. I said sure, and she proceeded to do a handstand on my knees and booty bounce my face. Pretty sure I got whiplash that night.
rickyg_79 Зу ago First time in Tijuana the guy on the sidewalk by the entrance offered my friends and I a free beer just to get us in the door. We went in and sat down. Two girls came over and one immediately sat on my lap, the other one was like a translator trying to get me to pay her for a dance. I turned to my friend to say something and mid sentence the girl on my lap put her boob in my mouth.
franklin_1717 . 3 Зу ago Stripper asked me if I had a problem with feet, and I honestly replied 'no' before fully thinking it through. Next thing I know, she's using her feet to remove my glasses, and place them on her own face. Then she takes them off, and puts them back on me, again using only her feet. She was very polite, and I'm sure someone would have paid big bux for such an opportunity, but it was mostly just surprising to me.
garyda1 . 3y ago An old guy who was a regular would give big tips just to sniff a dancers ass.
S 204 Зу ago Not crazy per se but curious and memorable. I was at Seville in downtown Minneapolis, had some buddies with me after a football game. Bottle service was flowing and there was 4 dancers around us giving dances to each of us. Someone farted.... badly. Bad enough that all of the girls left and they left abruptly. Like record screeched to a stop and everyone was gagging bad. It's been like 10 years. I wanna know who dropped that bomb. It's absolutely legendary among the guys ever since.
Yoshable . Зу ago Edited Зу ago A girl in NO took out her nipple piercings, replaced them with matches, lit the matches and had one of the guys in our group blow them out. Holly Tamale I won't forget you Imao
Amy-Paradise 3y ago Went with a few guy friends of mine one night and while they were at the bar, one of the dancers came and had a seat on my lap and started doing the flirty things, like twirling my hair with her arm around her shoulder, all while whispering to me that her ex boyfriend was there and he had been using drugs and was threatening to kill her. I texted one of my friends at the bar and told him to tell the bouncer while I kept her cool. Не was thrown out and arrested. She stayed
titations Зу ago Edited Зу ago A former student of mine. She was part of my 4th grade classroom years prior. One day I went to our local strip club with a few friends and the girl on stage kept looking towards our table. Later on, she came right to me and asked if I remembered her. At first I didn't... until she told me her name. I felt so weird. She was like I really liked your class and I remember you helping me with my math. Then she game me a hug and she wanted to give me
We were sitting in pervert's row across the stage from some drunk dudebro who kept slapping the stage. Two girls into the show, the next stripper to walk out is a little person - like Dwarfism and all. As she takes off her panties and is now completely nude, I feel the stage shaking. We look up to see the slapping guy is face-down on the stage having a full-on, mouth-foaming grand mal seizure.
3. While in Florida, I witnessed three strippers get into a fistfight at a club when a particular regular arrived. In asking some questions, I came to learn that this regular became very generous with his money when he was drunk. However he would only do so with one girl. Which was why the strippers were fighting; they wanted to be that one girl.
Не directs us to Club Super Sexe, which happens to be iconic (and burned down last year). We're there and we notice a group in the corner getting a ton of attention from literally all the girls. So we crane our necks and look over to see Sting and his band chilling. Now here's the funny part: We're big nerds and we'd remembered Gary Kasparov had just played and beat Sting and band in chess a few weeks prior, so my friend thinks it's a clever idea to go over and ask how it was playing chess against the World
blamethepunx . 3y ago A 4ft something tiny stripper dressed as a dragon picked up a chair and ran full tilt in attack mode at some lady that just walked in the back door It was an interesting strip club
RangerTanner . Зу ago A vending machine that charged FIVE DOLLARS for a small bag of gummy bears
Зу ago Drunk guy kept trying to get on stage at the local strip club, the owner was there and was an MMA fighter, he may have over-looked his strength vs the drunk dum dum. Grabbed him by the collar and threw him off the stage guy cracked his head on the floor, little pool of blood. They brought him back to the back, fixed him up with a couple lap dances for free (must of). Because he came out of the back with a smile on his face. I thought he was dead, so that's good he was
Poecifer Зу ago I was a male stripper back in 07-08 and I've got more than my fair share of stories but to start, I'll say the time that a guy's wife found out he was in there and she thought it was a female strip club and she walked in and spotted him and started pummeling him as hard as she could before looking up and realizing that he was at the stage with a guy's thinly veiled dick waving in his face. The moment of realization that her husband was, on some level, into guys, broke her brain.
privjetcyka . 3y ago FINALLY! A question for me! I'm a bartender at a strip club, so i see outlandish things all the time. One that stuck out was a man laid out 1,000 dollars on stage and told the lady to piss on him. She proceeded to take the money and do exactly that.

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