27 Ways the ‘Weird Kid’ at Someone’s School Earned Their Title

‘Не used to eat milkbone dog treats’
27 Ways the ‘Weird Kid’ at Someone’s School Earned Their Title

High school is a difficult time. Along with the obvious subjects like algebra you’re learning, you’re also trying to figure out an even more confusing subject: you. As in, what your thing is going to be, what you like and who you are. When you’re in fifth grade, all you have to do is say, “I like baseball!” and you’re a complete enough human for the time. Start pushing late teens? You’re expected to have the start of a full-on personality.

That’s something you’re more than likely not going to get spot-on without a little trial-and-error. Trial-and-error that, unfortunately, is going to be forever immortalized in pictures you’ll later wish you burned. 

One thing you can hope for is that if you’re a weird kid, at least you’re not the weird kid; the one everyone remembers, including the Redditors who shared their weird kid stories. I hope, for their mental health, none of those kids are reading this article now.

djhin2 . 2mo ago Made plastic weapons with various school supplies so he could shoot stuff at people. The weird part is he shot them at the other outcast kids. While he's probably a successful engineer at this point, I did get the pleasure to see one of the math nerds slap the shit out of him in retaliation once
Mdanor789 2mo ago Had a German foreign exchange student that dressed like Willy Wonka and carried around pies. For a while I thought the only English he knew was Do you like pie? Не was weird as shit but always smiling and the pies were good.
wakeupwill . 2mo ago Kicked his wooden clogs at kids that bullied him for wearing clogs. Не had pretty good aim.
flyingcircusdog . 2mo ago Не would unwrap condoms, fill them with yogurt, and leave them around the school.
Fun-Explanation-8278 . 2mo ago Не used to sit in puddles to get sent home. Then the school realised and stopped sending him home. Не carried on regardless.
amature_lover G 2mo ago The weird kid at my HS got into an argument with a pretty popular kid, population guy wanted to fight Weird kid told him that if he wins then he gets to keep popular guys thumbs They didn't fight
National_Moose2283 . 2mo ago Не had a walking stick that he didn't need and claimed it had a sword in it. We all believed him for about a week until he started claiming only the worthy could pull it after we tried to get him to show us.
Ambitious-Compote473 . 2mo ago Always wore a different shoe on each foot, smelled terrible, and never brought a lunch. This was a Catholic school that cost a decent amount of money. Turns out he was just really, really poor. Everybody looked out for him afterward.
Coonpath . 2mo ago Не wore a suit to school. Skaters made fun of him. Не blew up one of the kids lockers
HeadFit2660 2mo ago Edited 2mo ago Не used to eat milkbone dog treats. Had a tail (a clip on one) OBSESSED with tactical gear/backpacks and flashlights. He's a janitor now
PunkRockHero 2mo ago Edited 2mo ago Ours was a kid who liked to take his shirt off and shotgun (punching a hole in the can and chugging it) sodas on our school bus like he was at a frat party. Years later, I took a job as a cook in a cafeteria. My manager said he hoped I stayed longer than the last guy who liked celebrating the weekend by slamming back sodas after poking a hole in them with a kitchen knife. Incredulously, I asked the guy's name. Yep, it was the Pepsi Party Animal himself. Some people never
CenturianSasquatch 2mo ago I was friends with the kid in grade school, Joe. Joe was losing his baby teeth. Не had a crush on this one girl, Karla. Не ran up to her in the playground to show her how loose his front teeth were. She called him gross, so he punched himself in the mouth and knocked out two of his baby teeth. Не then chased Karla with his teeth clamped in his tiny, bloody fist, screaming, how do you like me now! Не was my hero. Не was sent home. The next day he came back to school
enad58 2mo ago Не baked a cake for the class. It was nobody's birthday or anything. The weird kid just baked a cake and brought it in. The teacher confiscated the cake and brought it to the teacher's lounge instead of throwing it away. Another teacher had a slice, and it had the kid's pubic hair baked into the cake. Never saw that kid again.
Alarming_Composer_84 . 2mo ago Не had just transferred to the school and to introduce himself he said whats going on everyone Im and I fucked my step-sister thinking that would gain him popularity points (his step-sister) swapped schools again not long after because it was apparently true
Gbrusse 2mo ago We had a kid who would march up and down the halls, yelling military marching cadences. Не would have his iPod in, and apparently, all that was on there were marching cadences. Не also never talked to anyone. Every day all day, before class.. marching. Going from class to class.. marching. After school to the bus.. marching. All while yelling those cadences. Not saying/singing them. Yelling.
Livid_Parsnip6190 2mo ago Не was into anime when that was very much seen as for losers. Не always wore a Sailor Moon shirt. During a middle school dance, the last song of the night was My Heart Will Go On, which I guess was his favorite song, and he started slow dancing with his arms around an imaginary partner. | hope he's had a good life.
mellcrisp 2mo ago Made his own chain mail and wore it to school often. Не wore it once, and anyone who was even remotely artistic or crafty or interested in fantasy/gaming gave him attention that he normally never got. And so he just wore it all the time... but the positive attention stopped like day 3.
mastrochr 2mo ago This kid was national honor society, never studied for anything, completed homework accurately within minutes of class starting... Just never had to work for grades. SUPER smart and gifted. Не was high ALL THE TIME. I don't just mean smoking. The kid did all kinds of substances, and it never messed with his natural ability to just learn things and hold onto the info and then put that into a project or test or something. Maybe not the typical thinking of the word weird, but still weird (not common).
ThislsTheTimeToRem 2mo ago Taxidermied his childhood cat that as far as we knew died of old age and natural causes, and then brought it to school to show the teacher he liked. Ah high school.
Bugsy_McCracken . 2mo ago Kept pooing himself in class.
szechuan_smoke . 2mo ago We had a kid that would casually snack on crayons for desert after he had eaten his lunch
imbatatos 0 2mo ago Dude ate a lunch box of ground coffee everyday for lunch. No drink. Just the powder. And this was at 9 years old. I still sometimes wonder if he survived childhood.
PokePonderosa 2mo ago she sat in a bush and growled at people that walked by. We called her Bush Girl or the Bush Monster if she were growling. Ah, Arizona never change.
probablyalreadyhave © 2mo ago I had a kid at my high school that came to school every single day dressed as Link from Legend of Zelda, sword and everything. Everyone knew him. However for some reason he got along great with everyone. In the hallways I always saw people giving him high fives, saying hello, all sorts of stuff. Against all odds he seemed insanely popular with every person in the school.
r1n86 . 2mo ago Ripping braces off in hallway before class's started. Then he head butted the biggest bully without hesitation when the dude tried making fun of him. Ended up becoming really popular.
MermaidsHaveCloacas 2mo ago One girl started her period in class and told everyone her horse gave birth and she didn't have time to change clothes before coming to school. She was our resident horse girl and she didn't have a horse.
eeviltwin DE 2mo ago Theatre kid who wore a bowler hat all day every day for a year. Dressed and styled his hair like an emo kid, but would get REALLY mad if you called him an emo kid because he hated that music. ...It was me. I was the weird kid.

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