28 Dubious Pieces of Celebrity Advice and Insight You Should Take With a Kiddie Pool Full of Salt

When taking celebrity advice could prove deadly
28 Dubious Pieces of Celebrity Advice and Insight You Should Take With a Kiddie Pool Full of Salt

It takes a lot of confidence to boldly proclaim health tips to your many followers. Confidence is something celebrities have in droves, but credibility on the other hand, not so much. 

We tracked down some of the most outlandish, downright dangerous things that celebrities have spouted over the years. We’re just hoping that this list got to you before their insane ramblings did. 

Demi Moore

Leeches detoxify your blood. And they have a little enzyme that when they're biting down on you, gets released into your blood. And your health is optimized. -Demi Moore (Leeches have medical uses, but don't detoxify anything. They do run the risk of causing anemia and infection, though.) CRACKED.COM

Vince Vaughn

VINCE VAUGHN LOVES GUNS Unlike most Hollywood actors, Vince Vaughn is a huge proponent of guns. Не said that he supports people having guns in public, that guns should be allowed in schools, and that public shootings only happen in gun-free zones. Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat, the comedian said. CRACKED.COM

Phil Robertson

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty believes that men should marry girls who are 15 or 16 years-old before they are ruined like most 20 year-olds are. CRACKED.COM

Tiffany Haddish

If you have a cold, just take some turpentine with some sugar or castor oil or honey and it'll go away the next day. -Tiffany Haddish (Do NOT do this. Turpentine is a poison that can cause seizures, coma, and organ failure.) CRACKED.COM

Ke$ha

CRACKED COM KESHA BELIEVES not ONLY that SHE has EXPERIMENTED SEXUALLY WITH A GHOST BUT that LATER SHE had TO have HER ~~VAGINA EXORCISED~

Emma Stone

AMERICA DOG to WE TRUST LIBERTY Emma Stone QUARTER DOLLAR believes her grandfather's ghost drops quarters around the house CRACKED.COM

Alice Cooper

Alice Cooper whom you may have thought is the embodiment of Satan himself, actually believes every word in the Old Testament. CRACKED.COM

Randy Quaid

In 2010, Randy Quaid and his wife fled to Canada, claiming that their lives in Hollywood were in danger from a network of star whackers who had already murdered Heath Ledger and David Carradine. CRACKED.COM

Steven Segal

CRACKED.COM ...a lot of these mass murders and all this funny stuff that is going on, I believe a lot of this is engineered. Steven Segal on gun control, Feb 2014

Chrissie Hynde

The female rock icon Chrissie Hynde believes that women who dress provocatively are responsible if they are sexually assaulted. If I'm walking around in my underwear and I'm drunk? Who else's fault can it be? GRACKED.COM

Angelina Jolie

While she was married to Billy Bob Thorton, Angelina Jolie thought it would be romantic if the two of them slashed their fingers with razor blades and smeared the blood into lockets that each of them would wear. She believed that this act would strengthen their bond and the two wore the lockets for the remainder of their marriage. GRACKED.COM

Megan Fox

Megan Fox believes in leprechauns and speaks in tongues. In her defense, she did know Shia LaBeouf and read two Transformers scripts out loud. GRAGKED.COM

Dave Mustaine

MEGADETH'S DAVE MUSTAINE BELIEVES THAT THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS STAGED SEVERAL HIGH-PROFILE MASS SHOOTINGS IN ORDER TO PASS GUN-CONTROL LAWS. MUANTE CRACKED.COM

Donald Trump

Donald Trump believes humans have a finite amount of energy to last a lifetime. Не told a man who was training for a triathlon, You are going to die young because of this. (Uh, no. Honestly, how is this guy still alive?) CRACKED.COM

Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise says you can cure depression with exercise and vitamins. (If you are suffering from depression, please seek competent medical attention.) CRACKED.COM

Uma Thurman

It's better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than someone who doesn't flush the toilet. -Uma Thurman (Because an unflushed toilet is so much worse than a philandering spouse.) CRACKED.COM

Goldie Hawn

Feeling stressed out? Goldie Hawn says to go stand in front of the ocean. (61% of Americans don't live in a county that's directly on the shoreline.) CRACKED.COM

Jennifer Aniston

Jennifer Aniston recommends brushing your teeth in the shower, to save water. (Two minutes of running the shower uses about five gallons of water. Two minutes of running the faucet nonstop uses about two gallons.) CRACKED COM

Kourtney Kardashian

Kourtney Kardashian says everyone should get oil enemas. Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash I love oil enemas! I recommend them to all of you freaks...trust me when I say life changing! #kktny (Side effects: GU stomach cramps, gas, nausea, bloating, diarrhea.) CRACKED.COM

Snooki

You get clean litter, mix it with hot water, apply it for IO minutes, and your face will be as smooth as a baby's butt. -Nicole Snooki Polizzi (Inhalation of dust from some clumping cat litter can pose health risks.) GRAGKED.COM

Gwyneth Paltrow

Every woman can make time [to work out - every woman-and you can do it with your baby in the room. You just make it work. -Gwyneth Paltrow (Paltrow has a nanny, a personal trainer, a personal chef, and a housekeeper.) CRACKED.COM

Sheryl Crow

Sheryl Crow doesn't like her kids to eat gluten, because it bogs down the immune system and contributes to chest colds. (Unless you have Celiac Disease, or at least Gluten Intolerance, gluten isn't going to affect your immune system at all.) CRACKED.COM

Heather Mills

When you eat meat, it sits in your colon for 40 years and putrefies, and eventually gives you the illness you die of. And that is a fact. -Heather Mills, former wife of Paul McCartney (It takes any food an average of 53 hours to travel from your plate to your toilet.) CRACKED.COM

Rhonda Rousey

You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, then you're being lazy. -Rhonda Rousey (Reasons for using lube range from age-related issues to medical conditions to varying types of sexual activity.) GRAGKED.COM

Mayim Bialik

Human beings are the only mammals that have chosen to not routinely ingest their placenta, which is consumed by every other mammal for its protein and iron-rich properties. -Mayim Bialik (Not all mammals eat the placenta, and the reason they do is to throw predators off the scent. There's no science saying it's beneficial, but there is science saying it can suppress milk production.) CRACKED.COM

Chris Brown

Chris Brown tweeted that rage is a sign of success. Chris Brown Follow @chrisbrown Upset? Something wrong? Mad perhaps? Lol, Constant sign of winning! Keep at it. Reply Retweet Favorite 7,142 1,543 RETWEETS FAVORITES (Keep at it, he says. Instead of, for example, look into anger management therapy.) CRACKED.COM

Alicia Silverstone

In her book, Alicia Silverstone claims that tampons make you infertile. thekindmama A Simple Guide to Supercharged Fertility, a Radiant Pregnancy, 3 Sweeter Birth, and a Healthier. More Beautiful Beginning alicia silverstone (At least one study found that tampons may protect against endometriosis, which causes infertility.) CRACKED.COM

Shailene Woodley

Vitamin D helps yeast infections, SO spread your legs and get some sunshine. -Shailene Woodley (There's no link between Vitamin D and vaginosis, and spread-eagleing to the sun will expose you to sunburn and melanoma. There's a reason for pubic hair.) CRACKED.COM

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