20 of the Wildest Things People Ever Saw in a Classroom

‘In 2nd grade this girl stapled her finger just to see if it was possible’
20 of the Wildest Things People Ever Saw in a Classroom

The American classroom is a cavernous pit of strange smells and chaos, even if you don’t believe stories about “woke” teachers letting children use litter boxes. That’s why so many movies about teens are set there and not the 7-Eleven parking lot or Discord or wherever kids hang out these days.

It can get way weirder than the standard teen comedy fare of making out in the hallways and stoned dancing around the library, though. Kids are stabbing each other or themselves, ingesting or expelling weird stuff and straight-up boning down, and that’s not even getting into the teachers. 

At least, that’s what happened in the classrooms of those who responded when user orangosy asked r/AskReddit, “What’s the most fucked-up thing you saw in class?”

 . 3y ago Kid ate the owl pellet he was dissecting.
kingscuba57 . 3y ago Had a kid pierce his nipple in shop class with guitar string.
ButterflyButtHose . 3y ago In 2nd grade this girl stapled her finger just to see if it was possible. It was very possible
Alokir . 3y ago In 7th grade one time when the teacher was late a classmate pulled a girl's jacket over his lap and started masturbating.
 . 3y ago College, walked into an unused out of the way classroom looking for something and walked in on a couple full on f*cking on the teachers desk..
IsaacJB1995 . 3y ago There was once a kid who could suck air in through his ass and fart it out. Не used to charge people £1 for the pleasure.
theFireNewt3030 . 3y ago Saw a female student take a river rock (about 3-4 inches around) and chuck it at a substitutes back. She knelt over in pain. Student got taken out by principal.
webbieg 3y ago 1st week of freshmen year in high school we had assigned seats in one of my classes. One day my stubborn classmate refused to get up and go to his assigned seat so he go into a tussle with our 5'2, 100lbs teacher. She wasn't strong enough to get him out of the seat so she started chocking the fu*k out of him. Security had to rush in to separate the two.
Fit-Tax-6096 3y ago Middle school. In eighth grade Spanish class there was a loud kid that couldn't keep his mouth shut. Anyway, one day he was being loud and my Spanish teacher says something along the lines of okay  enough is enough and pulls out a roll of duct tape. Before we all know it she's wrapping it around his head and mouth. Never saw her again after that class. Her sweater even stayed on her chair for months.
hoimoose . 3y ago High School. Kid raised his hand, asked if he could go to the nurse, said he was feeling light headed. The teacher told him No, go in between classes with about 20 mins to go before the bell. The kid ended up slumping over, falling out of his chair, hitting his face on the ground and the teacher felt all concerned at that point. Lost all respect for the teacher that day...
the_ricktacular_mort . 3y ago I went to a stem magnet school. Some people were pretty competitive, but parents were worse. There was one girl whose parents wouldn't feed her if she didn't succeed academically (an A- on a single quiz counted as not succeeding). My guidance councilor reported them and then child protective services had to get involved. The only part we saw was that she was very very skinny and basically stunted height wise.
AlgaeReal8525 3y ago I use to be friends with this girl in high school and her boyfriend committed suicide. After a week off school we were sitting in class about to do a test. Till one of the girls shouts out and laughs  I heard you killed your boyfriend my friend stands up grabs her chair and swings it at the girl's face and then lays on top of her punching the shit out of this girl. The teacher just stood there not knowing what to do. While the boys pulled her off and I dragged her outside. The
Leading_Advantage305 3y ago In my Spanish class, I was in the second row in the back, there were 2 people next to me one seat in front of the other. They would moan, curse, and just be weirdos. But one day while we were doing a lesson the one in front reach his hand behind him and started giving a hand job to the guy behind him. I, who was in earshot had to hear everything and since I was not trying to make any enemies at the time, I just tried to ignore it. Our teacher had bad hearing
NigelsOstrich 3y ago I sat next to a girl in my science class, she obviously had issues and would regularly pretend to be different animals in class. I had the unfortunate task of sitting next to her, one day we were all sitting down getting on with our work when I heard a very strange sort of ripping noise coming from the right of where I was sitting, she had used a metal compass to slice her arms apart, blood was everywhere, covering the table she was sitting at like something out of a horror movie. She then picked up
Ginge27 3y ago Edited 3y ago UK student here so this is rare for us. A kid found a bullet somewhere that looked encased (like closed like a star fish shape at the end) Не fetched it into school and took it into our CDT class (Workshop I think Americans would call it) he put it in a vice aiming it towards the wall and whacked it hard with a hammer. As I was watching what he was doing aired a slight note of caution and being from Yorkshire that included Tha fk ya doing ya daft p*k? After I
N_Who 3y ago I had a charming young ASL teacher my junior year. She was super cute and funny, absolutely one of those teachers a lot of students crushed on. Her boyfriend was paralyzed from the waist down, some accident when he was a teenager. The nature of his accident meant he might someday walk again, I guess? But he was still a ways off from that. Не comes to visit the class one day, and our teach insists he show his progress towards learning to walk again. Не clearly didn't want to, and at first she came off as
accursedCaprid 3y ago Elementary School. There was some kid named Alex. Definitely had some mental issues but because we're kids so we tease him. So it was just a normal day, I really wasn't expecting anything crazy. Then there was a smell, a odd smell coming from the other side of the room. Alex shat on a chair. So we were on a carpet a few feet away from the chairs. Alex has absolutely no signs of shit on him. Pants were clean, nothing unbuttoned, belt still on. This kid managed to shit on a chair, clean EVERYTHING up, leave
groovy604 . 3y ago A kid came to school dressed as Hitler because he lost a game of ro-sham-bo with a kid younger than him. Why he had that costume ready to go was beyond any of us
IngenuityofLife . 3y ago Kid got stabbed in the face with a pencil (with a fing pencil). Almost everyone saw that exact moment. The surprising part was that the kid was very casual about it. Probably signed the medical papers with his cheek too...
MiseryEngine . 3y ago . Edited 3y ago Saw a girl throw up a whole hotdog in gym. Afterwords she was VERY popular.

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